this is me e.g. nigel molesworth, the curse of st custards, the GOAT of 3B etc. etc.

here are my grate thorts about skool in the year 2026 were we are fed brain rot and Ls. I nigel molesworth struggel thru, keeping my aura intact.

my grate frend is peason. he spend his days mewing and dreaming of becumming the clavicular of the home counties. but he is not so bad and his tiktok game is flex. he have an unboxing chanel with 472 followers only sum of which is pedos.

much worse is the zestiest boy in skool, fotherington thomas who has an L every day and give me the ick. he go around talking about skincare and palestine and how he is boycoting roblox yawn yawn. he is wet and a weed and is completly chopped.

there is also molesworth 2, whu i regret to say shares blud with me. i suspect he is a chud as he was an i-pad kid wen younger and now he hav spent so much time online he has gone delulu.

grabber is a nepo baby who is hed of the skool. there is a rumor that his mater is the hawk tuah gerl but he is a sigma and looksmaxxes so i must be carful wat i say.

Advice to new kids on how not to be a wet and a weed

if you want to avoid becumming like fotherington thomas who is no-gucci then you are best folowing this advice: