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Issue 14
Westminster Freak Squad
London Nightlife: Mapped
Fiction from Nell Zink
Drinking with David Bowie
Sexy Fauvist Sketches
On the Trail of Mr Blobby
Issue 13
Piss-ups in Parliament
Hugh Grant’s Sexless Appeal
The Boring Letters of T.S. Eliot
Cool Britannia: The Fence Swings Again
Soho Map of Cokes!
Adolf Hitler's TV Burp
Issue 12
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Boozing in the Badlands
Million-Dollar Horse Semen!
2000 Years of Saucy Candles
The Fence presents: QUEST-ion Time
A Salamander’s Guide to London
Issue 11
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Inside Boris Johnson’s Art Collection
Our Guide to the Best of Sapphic Cinema
Selling Drugs in Herefordshire
Recep Tayyip Erdogan’s OnlyFans
YBA, DIY: Masterpieces on the Cheap
Issue 10
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Oxbridge Factory Flaws
Restauraters Bite Back!
Raya: the World’s Most ‘Exclusive’ Dating App
The Fence’s Festive Fashion Guide
The Gospel According to Elon Musk
Prince MBS & King Kev Hit the Toon!
Issue 9
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How Books Get Blurbed
Buy and Shell: the Battle for Fabergé Eggs
Fiction from Cathy Thomas
Playing Quidditch on Clapham Common
Peter Hitchens: An Illustrated Almanac
What’s the Worst Bar in London?
Issue 8
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Inside London Fashion Week
Keir Eye for the Straight Guy
Why Are You Asking Me This?
The Worst Pitches of All Time!
Fiction from Claire Lowdon
Grim Tidings at the Glossies
Issue 7
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Fleet Street’s Rightward Turn
Adam Curtis Hate Matrix
Josh Hawley’s Schooldays
Rob Macfarlane: Rimmed by Trout?
Fiction from Rebecca Watson
Curtain Call for London’s Theatres!
Issue 6
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Who Funds London’s Museums?
Novelists of Instagram
The State of British Nature Writing
What the LRB Bought Me
John Banville’s Stag Weekend!
Issue 5
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Our Friends in Hereford: Inside the SAS
Martin Amis World Exclusive
The Economist on The Economist
Fiction from Sophie Mackintosh & Rob Palk
Brand Partnership Alert! Introducing Teen Fence
Issue 4
On the Trail of the Calabrian Mafia
Hammer, Sickle, Dreidel
National Harambe Service: a Short Story
Ian McEwan’s Swag Bag!
Digital Media Carnage
Richard Ingrams Writes his Memoirs
Issue 3
The Twenty Rudest People in London
An Illustrated Guide to World War Three
Truman Capote’s 2020 Ball
Understanding Giles Coren
Keir Starmer Reads Danny Dyer!
Laurence Sterne Rides Again
Issue 2
Indie Kid Dreams: London Haunts III
Patrick Bateman at The Wolseley
Eng. Lit. Canon and Current Views on Brexit
How To Dress for your Boring Job
Conversations w/ friends about Sally Rooney
Chuka Umunna's Silent Disco
Issue 1
Meghan Markle Dons a Hard Hat
Jordan Peterson: Lobster Thermidor
Super Tutor Confessions
My Very Vulgar English Wedding: the Musical!
Fresh Verbiage – The Slang Graphic
14.5 Reasons Why Your Relationship is Already Over
Brexit Special
Speeches that Could Have Been Given
Scandal Collage: Corruption Galore!
Evelyn Waugh: a Fictive Seer
Mitzi von Pappendorf: London’s Hottest New Influencer
Letters to Jane Austen – the Fence’s Agony Aunt
Underground Dance Music Tribes of London

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