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Issue 3


The Twenty Rudest People in London

An Illustrated Guide to World War Three

Truman Capote’s 2020 Ball

Understanding Giles Coren

Keir Starmer Reads Danny Dyer!

Laurence Sterne Rides Again

Issue 2


Indie Kid Dreams: London Haunts III

Patrick Bateman at The Wolseley

Eng. Lit. Canon and Current Views on Brexit

How To Dress for your Boring Job

Conversations w/ friends about Sally Rooney

Chuka Ummuna's Silent Disco

Issue 1


Meghan Markle Dons a Hard Hat

Jordan Peterson: Lobster Thermidor

Super Tutor Confessions

My Very Vulgar English Wedding: the Musical!

Fresh Verbiage – The Slang Graphic

14.5 Reasons Why Your Relationship is Already Over

Brexit Special


Speeches that Could Have Been Given

Scandal Collage: Corruption Galore!

Evelyn Waugh: a Fictive Seer

Mitzi von Pappendorf: London’s Hottest New Influencer

Letters to Jane Austen – the Fence’s Agony Aunt

Underground Dance Music Tribes of London

Issue 0


Why the Night Matters

Techno Tories – all Hail the New Elite!

Fantasy Festival – Our Brave New Ticketed World

Patrick Bateman at Soho House

London Train Stations as Serial Killers

Modernist Order Brides

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