Features
Long-form journalism, investigations, and essays from the print edition.
Houellebecq Honeypot
Jini van Rooijen is an OnlyFans model and a member of the experimental Dutch art collective KIRAC. She also honeypotted Michel Houellebecq, the world's horniest author.
25 June 2024
Bread and Circuses
There are a lot of industry parties in London. Not all of them are good. We ranked them in all the key metrics (professional advancement, fun, chat, narcotics, horniness).
18 June 2024
If You Can Make It There…
Our author moved from London to New York. She writes about the culture shocks of this rarely trodden path.
16 May 2024
The Feast of Saint John
A particular central London restaurant has enjoyed an offally good time over the past few years, wouldn't you agree?
9 May 2024
Giving it the Big One
In the heart of the east end of London, a memorial is held to Dave Courtney, the city's celebrity gangster. Our writer raises a glass to a legend.
1 May 2024
Baker’s Dozen
Tom Baker was a hard-drinking, fine-dining legend whose Soho sprees were captured in an infamous 1978 newspaper profile.
25 April 2024
In the Shadow of St Paul’s
One of the most extraordinary investigations we've ever published, uncovering a torrid legacy of deceit, fraud and suicide at the heart of the Church of England.
28 March 2024
Along the Borders
One student has the memory of his most beloved teacher dragged into sharp relief by unsavoury revelations that ended their career and life.
10 January 2024
Coming of Age
The unforgettable feeling of first love.
23 December 2023
The Chic Young Divorcée
Making a swift 180 down the aisle.
19 December 2023
An Almighty Racket
Looking for the real thing in Dublin.
4 December 2023
The Show Must Go On
Travelling Showmen in the Vale of Health.
2 November 2023