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Houellebecq Honeypot
Jini van Rooijen is an OnlyFans model and a member of the experimental Dutch art collective KIRAC. She also honeypotted Michel Houellebecq, the world's horniest author.
25 June 2024
Bread and Circuses
There are a lot of industry parties in London. Not all of them are good. We ranked them in all the key metrics (professional advancement, fun, chat, narcotics, horniness).
18 June 2024
A Cozzer Snout
Our correspondent travels to the heart of a crumbling London Crown Court to predict the future of crime journalism.
17 June 2024
Absolutely Buzzing
The ‘Mosquito’ was created with the intention of preventing young people from loitering. Can you still hear the sound of the Blair era?
13 June 2024
The Carbuncle Cup 2024
Presenting the Carbuncle Cup, crowning what we believe to be the very worst new building in Britain to be opened since 31 August 2018, the last time the award was handed out.
11 June 2024
The Kid Stays out of the Picture
Everyone would like to be a film producer. But it's not all glamour and cash, it's egos and overdrafts. Our insider reckons you should think twice.
29 May 2024
Burning with Pleasure
The powers that be will tell you shouldn't be smoking. These nerds are ignorant of the agony & ecstasy that is combustable tobacco.
24 May 2024
A Scouser Abroad
English people demonstably do not have a good reputation abroad. But Scousers on the other hand? Scousers are internationally beloved.
17 May 2024
If You Can Make It There…
Our author moved from London to New York. She writes about the culture shocks of this rarely trodden path.
16 May 2024
The Feast of Saint John
A particular central London restaurant has enjoyed an offally good time over the past few years, wouldn't you agree?
9 May 2024
How to Be a Young Landlord
People will call you a scumbag. They will say you are a leech. Here's how you can try to shut them up.
8 May 2024
Well, They’re Not Laughing Now
Comedy magazines aren’t always funny magazines. Back in the 90s, alongside the confected days of Cool Britannia, there was the emergence of the peculiar, unexpected and relatively short-lived rise of a new type of men’s magazines.
7 May 2024