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Summa Cum Laude
Paying a visit to the country’s premier gay for pay university, run by Andy Lee, a straight-talking Dubliner.
24 November 2025
Sugar Mummy
A short story about Annie, who’s taken on a different type of client.
22 July 2025
Day 1,509 in the Big Brother House
Our writer, a lonely tweenager in rural Ireland, took to his computer and found new galaxies of possibilities – on a Big Brother forum.
29 January 2025
Proceed to Checkout
That Ninja CREAMi has been sitting in your basket for months now. And you’re not really going to buy that ceremonial matcha bowl, are you?
12 September 2024
The Based Evil Turbulence Index
We present to you without hesitation or deviation: the world’s first vibes-based personality taxonomy system. I know, finally.
6 March 2024
You’re the One, Ellie Roebuck
Ever slide-tackled an ex? We take a look at the scintillating dyke drama undergirding the entirety of women’s football.
29 January 2024
Elder States, Man
To spend your life online is to live at one remove from reality – stand back too far, and you might find the years speeding by before your eyes.
19 January 2024
Taboo or not Taboo
A conference with the world’s angriest academic.
28 July 2023Most Popular
Summa Cum Laude
Paying a visit to the country’s premier gay for pay university, run by Andy Lee, a straight-talking Dubliner.
24 November 2025Sugar Mummy
A short story about Annie, who’s taken on a different type of client.
22 July 2025
The Customer Is Always Wrong
Some top-tier TripAdvisor clapbacks from a series of furious restaurateurs.
24 April 2022The Based Evil Turbulence Index
We present to you without hesitation or deviation: the world’s first vibes-based personality taxonomy system. I know, finally.
6 March 2024