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Two Eds are Better than One
Our writer has a funny name. He's not the only one. So he took his name twin out for lunch to commiserate this reality.
19 April 2024
Sling Voters
How do the denizens of London's underground sex clubs plan to vote in the upcoming General Election? We sent our reporter to find out where the swing seats lie.
18 April 2024
The Heart of the City
Our editor-at-large has spent far too much time at Charing Cross station. So much time that he now argues it's 'the heart of London'.
11 April 2024
Let It All Hang Out
There are rules to the streaking game. No funerals, for instance. Getting abreast of the politics of getting your kit off is essential.
8 April 2024
The Voyage of the Damned
What do you do if you find yourself trapped on a booze cruise? Surrender to the seamen, grab a drink and hope for the best.
4 April 2024
In the Shadow of St Paul’s
One of the most extraordinary investigations we've ever published, uncovering a torrid legacy of deceit, fraud and suicide at the heart of the Church of England.
28 March 2024
The Fence Saves The West End
How do you solve a problem like a theatre scene in terminal decline? We have twenty solutions, none of which break copyright or libel laws.
22 March 2024
Hacks, Stacks & Perfect Sniffing
Lifting the veil on the London Library, our capital's most clandestine reading house.
14 March 2024
Kaiser Wilhelm’s Folly
Much like the flailing German Empire, don't we all want to find our own place in the sun? Not by reconquering Constantinople, but by going on Channel 4.
13 March 2024
The Life of Reilly
Our pints correspondent ventures through time and place at a gently pissed pace, in search of John Betjeman's London.
11 March 2024
The Based Evil Turbulence Index
We present to you without hesitation or deviation: the world’s first vibes-based personality taxonomy system. I know, finally.
6 March 2024
The Adolescents
A bitterly sad short story about a couple navigating life, loss and illness in the first few years of their forties.
4 March 2024