
Authors
Isobel Thompson, The Fence, Chris Black, Ian Trueger, John Banville, Matt Nida, James Riding, Edward Platt, Dan Beaumont, Naomi Wood, Sarah Haque, Jack Goulder
From this Issue
Isobel Thompson
When the Sleigh Bells Ring
Isobel Thompson met Santa Claus.
16 December 2025
The Fence
The Ceremonial Counties of England… Ranked!
A deeply subjective guide to the shires, starting at the top and finishing, of course, at the bottom. We brook no arguments.
17 December 2025
The Fence
Rumours of Our Death
Forecasts of print’s demise have been around for as long as press barons have been buying ink by the barrel. We asked a panel of print icons how the medium has fared in the first quarter-century of this millennium.
18 December 2025
Chris Black
All My Friends Are Famous
The mysterious covenant of the celebrity-civilian friendship pact.
13 January 2026
Ian Trueger
Whining and Dining
Since it opened in 1889, Sweetings has been serving fish lunches smack-bang in the middle of London’s Square Mile, closing by 3pm on weekdays, and remaining shut over…
27 January 2026
John Banville
Lead Heads
The art of a good sub, by one of the world's best writers.
2 February 2026
Matt Nida
I’m Going to Be Sacked for Shagging About
An obituary to television’s least-loved genre.
10 February 2026
James Riding
Justice for Joe
How did a 21-year-old man come to die on a driveway in the West of Ireland?
23 February 2026
Edward Platt
The Da Vinci of Halton Moor
A salute to a Yorkshireman with a future-proofed legacy, Jimi Heselden, the miner-turned-multi-millionaire.
2 March 2026
Dan Beaumont
Hideous Kinky
A trip into some dark rooms, as we venture into the capital’s sex clubs.
9 March 2026
Naomi Wood
Cannonball!
A short story, focused on the film industry.
16 March 2026
Sarah Haque
Singhs and Roundabouts
This writer is British and Bangladeshi. Somehow, she is also neither. She looks to the nation, and keeps score.
30 March 2026
Jack Goulder
The Vampire Diaries
You might feel a sharp scratch with this piece
20 May 2026



