wordsworth


Pretends to be above it all in a tediously predictable manner.

william blake


Heartbroken Lexiteer.

virginia woolf


A remainer, but a spectacularly unhelpful one.

brontë sisters


Can’t get over the fact that Branwell voted Leave.

coleridge


Irritated by how much time he spends following the action on Twitter.

joyce


Refers to the whole thing as ‘the strange-eyed spectacle on Little Britain Street’ and is unsurprisingly very pleased with his little meta-textual pun.

nancy mitford


With Decca now national convener for Momentum, and Diana a special correspondent for Fox News, she’s certainly no shortage of material.

rochester


Starting to get very hacked off with Andrew Marvell posting political memes in the lads WhatsApp group.

d.h lawrence