Author

Bertie Brandes

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Bertie Brandes is a writer who co-founded the satirical magazine The Mushpit and has written for Vice, the Times and the Guardian.

Articles

That Ninja creamy has been sitting in your basket for months now. And you're not really going to buy that ceremonial matcha bowl, are you?

Why are women no longer having sex?

People will call you a scumbag. They will say you are a leech. Here's how you can try to shut them up.