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The Miracle of Childbirth

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Love in a Hostile Environment by Clare Considine
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The Man Who Invented Shoreditch by Will Buckley
The Tina Triangle by Bron Maher
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Requiem for a Scene by Katie Lewis
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2012’s Summer Olympics were a harbinger of the dreadful decade to come.
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Joe Bishop bothers the cobbles of Manchester’s Northern Quarter.
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In my fortieth year I was going to be in a band. And I was going to be unfuckable.
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Bib Brother

The Michelin Guide is arcane, self-serious and totally nonsensical. Even the chefs themselves can't workout the star system. And yet, we can't bear to break away from it.
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The Princess and the Pitta

Truly the people’s café.
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Learning the secret of eternal life from a Kensington pizzeria owner, Ciro Orsini, who at the age of 75, still dresses like a biker – and who still has an eye for the ladies.
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A particular central London restaurant has enjoyed an offally good time over the past few years, wouldn't you agree?
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Tom Baker was a hard-drinking, fine-dining legend whose Soho sprees were captured in an infamous 1978 newspaper profile. 45 years later, a younger writer retraces his steps in a new, more sanitised era.
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Among the Russians

Around 30,0000 Russians fled to Serbia at the beginning of the Ukraine war. At a foggy banya in the middle of Belgrade, some of them tell us why.
Jordan Michelman

A Haunting in Shoreditch

The Ace of shades.
Clive Martin

West End Confidential

A tour of the filthy and glamorous capital.
Fiona Mozley

Something in the Water

Why do people drink their own piss?
Katie Lewis

The Albion Rooms

What it’s like to fall in love with Pete Doherty.
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I Want to Say Something

Zara Meerza digs into a grim obsession.
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You’re My Won-der-craaaaaawl

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The illegal free party scene has come back: the green fields of the West Country and Wales rock to the sound of a repetitive beat for days on end.
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Teenage kicks: breaking into Reading Festival, smoking spliffs and being defrauded by rogue modelling agencies.
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Look What You Made Me Queue

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